and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
