i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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