Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
you inspire me to be a worse person
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
