This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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