adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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