Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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