Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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