I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
We named our party play list daddy issues
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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