dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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