Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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