Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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