The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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