I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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