I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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