Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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