"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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