Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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