He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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