I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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