i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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