But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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