I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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