How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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