He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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