ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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