If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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