I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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