anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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