Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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