so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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