Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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