The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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