so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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