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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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