If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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