Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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