she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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