Nicole vs. Life
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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