We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I deserve this hangover.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Randomize