I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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