PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
