If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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