I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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