my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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