it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
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