I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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