Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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