is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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