Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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