the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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