Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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