Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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