There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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