remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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