The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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