my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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